Dwayne's First Deluxe Bird House

🚨 Now Accepting Feathered Tenants! 🚨

📦 Shipping & Delivery Info:
🚜 Local? Lucky You! If you're within 20 miles of the farm, free personal delivery is included! 🥚✨
🌍 Not local? No problem! We gladly ship anywhere—just note that shipping costs apply based on your location.

💛 Wherever you are, we appreciate your support!

🪵 "Humble Beginnings Collection" – Where every master craftsman starts! These first few projects may not be perfect, but they’ve got character, charm, and a story to tell. Own a piece of the journey before I become famous! 😆

🪵 Constructed from Handpicked Pine – Sourced from the illustrious aisles of Home Depot, where each plank is carefully selected (by Dwayne) for its potential to become avian architecture.

🛠️ First of Its Kind: Be among the first to own a Dwayne & Edison original! This birdhouse is part of our early handcrafted collection, a special opportunity to support our small-batch creations while giving backyard birds a cozy new home.

🎨 Perfectly Imperfect Charm: This birdhouse isn’t flawless—expect small quirks, knots, and little imperfections. That’s part of the charm! Each one has a handcrafted, toddler-built aesthetic, making it truly one of a kind.​

🔩 Dimensions:

• Height: 10.5 inches
• Width: 8 inches (including roof overhang)
• Depth: 7 inches (including roof overhang)

*1.5-Inch Precision-Cut Entry Hole – Ideal for welcoming our finest feathered residents, including:​

• Western Bluebirds – These vibrant songbirds will add a splash of color to your garden.​
• Oak Titmice – Lively and vocal, they bring cheerful chatter to any backyard.​
• White-breasted Nuthatches – Known for their acrobatic foraging, they'll appreciate the cozy confines.​
• Bewick's Wrens – Curious and energetic, these wrens are delightful garden companions.​
• House Wrens – Adaptable and bubbly, they make themselves right at home.​
• Tree Swallows – Graceful fliers that will grace your yard with aerial displays.​

Note: The 1.5-inch entry hole is meticulously measured to accommodate these species while deterring larger, uninvited guests.​

🛡️ Reinforced Metal Entrance – This feature serves as a security system against predators, ensuring that squirrels and other crafty critters can't extend an unwelcome invitation to dinner.

🏡 Built-in Ventilation: Small ventilation gaps under the roofline provide fresh airflow, helping to regulate temperature and prevent moisture buildup inside. A well-ventilated space keeps nesting birds comfortable and their chicks safe.

⏳ Seasonal Use Design: This birdhouse is a cozy temporary home and does not have a cleaning access panel. For the best nesting conditions, we recommend retiring and replacing it after one to two seasons of use.

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👶 Crafted Under the Watchful Eye of Dwayne – Our junior supervisor's contributions include:​

• Hand-selecting (tapping randomly on) the finest pine boards.​
• Offering insightful critiques like, "Needs more birdie doors!"​
• Conducting rigorous durability tests, such as attempting to climb inside.​

🏡 Handmade with Care – Each birdhouse is a labor of love, combining sturdy craftsmanship with a sprinkle of toddler enthusiasm, resulting in a unique abode for your avian neighbors.

🌿 Safe & Stunning Finish: Sealed with a water-based, non-toxic teak stain, this birdhouse not only enhances the natural beauty of the wood but also provides added durability. The rich, warm tones blend beautifully into any backyard while keeping it safe for birds and nature. 🐦✨​

🔩 Easy Mounting Brackets Included: This birdhouse comes with brackets for simple installation on a wall, fence, or post. If you’d like to mount it on a tree, we recommend  not to drill into it, a great alternative is attaching the birdhouse to a short 2x4 and using rope or wire to secure the board around the trunk—keeping nature happy while giving birds a perfect home! 🌳🐦​( If you are local, I'm happy to help with this)

Upgrade your backyard real estate with the D&E Deluxe Bird House—where birds find safety, comfort, and a touch of human (and toddler) hospitality!

❤️ A Heartfelt Thank You: Your purchase means the world to us! Every birdhouse sold helps support our chickens and homestead while also allowing Dwayne & Edison to build hands-on skills, creativity, and a deep respect for nature. We appreciate you being a part of our journey—thank you for supporting our little eggery! 🐣🌿